[Greetings, failboat. This hammered Lilith brought to you by Sergei's Bar & Grille ( Read more... )

At least this time I know better than to look stuff up.

I never want to see skag porn again in my life.

[Lilith grabs her communicator, to post like good girls do.

And then it gives her a face full of what had better be H2O.

Sputtering, she wipes her eyes and mouth clean before pressing for audio.]

Okay. Who let the dog out?

[The first thing you get is an exaggerated sigh. Lilith is posting from the relative safety of her room.]

Why the hell are you morons still trying to explore the restaurants? Are you deaf, or have you just been ignoring the network?

[Seriously. She does not comprehend.]